See? All your evolution theory is bullshit! God made EVERYTHING, of course, even that macaroni and glue monstrosity my child brought home from school. I didn't make it, and my kid didn't, God did. I didn't make my child, God did. I didn't make this sandwich. God did. I didn't just use the bathroom. God did.
Now excuse me while I try to grow watermelons out of tomato seeds again. Where evolution failed, prayer will obviously succede.
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The local paper a few months back printed a letter from a guy in suppourt of wifebeating and woman being barefoot in the kitchen. Not a hint of irony throughout.
At least he is tryign to use biology. I was handed a religious pamphlet at school last year that said that if evolution worked, then we could put car parts into a garage and leave it for a while and a Ferrari would evolve. Since that hasn't happened yet, then evolution doesn't exist...
As much as I would like to hope that this letter is sarcasm, being that he's from Knoxville (i'm from TN myself so am familiar with the mentality of the area) I have my doubts.
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Date: 2005-03-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-03-23 08:44 pm (UTC)Sarcasm!
Date: 2005-03-23 08:45 pm (UTC)Now excuse me while I try to grow watermelons out of tomato seeds again. Where evolution failed, prayer will obviously succede.
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Date: 2005-03-23 08:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-03-23 08:50 pm (UTC)Trust me, when Midwesterners say shit like that, they're not kidding.
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Date: 2005-03-23 09:19 pm (UTC)A.
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Date: 2005-03-23 09:54 pm (UTC)owww
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Date: 2005-03-24 04:14 am (UTC)*cough*RETARD!*cough*
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