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Jun. 22nd, 2004 03:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingQuoth Eric Szulczewski:
Marty Janetty has apparently accepted Jesus as his personal savior and was baptized over the weekend, a majestic event attended by the two most famous holy-roller Christians in wrestling, Sting and a certain ex-tag partner of Janetty's. According to Voice of Wrestling, Janetty said that he was feeling suicidal and ready to bump himself off, when out of the blue came a call from Shawn Michaels. Michaels apparently had been thinking about Jannetty since Curt Hennig's funeral last year, and had finally tracked him down. Janetty was easy prey for the Message and apparently succumbed. Now if they did the baptism as a wrestling moment, I would have definitely loved to have attended. There's Janetty, waiting at the total immersion pool, ready to be dunked, when, suddenly..."thunkthunkthunkthunk Oh, oh, SHAWN...", out saunters Michaels in a mirrored cassock, flexing and posing for the crowd as his pyro goes off. Janetty and the officiant stand there in shock as Michaels pulls out a microphone and cuts a promo about how the officiant doesn't know God or Janetty like he does, and that the only way that this baptism should take place is if it's Soul In A Cell. The shocked reverend then turns around, and finds himself face-to-face with Sting, in full Crow gear with a baseball bat. The rev takes a bat to the stomach, falling into the pool, splashing Janetty and distracting him, while Michaels runs to the pool. One Sweet Chin Music later, and Janetty's face-up in the pool with Michaels' hand on his head. Michaels is screaming, "Remember all the cocaine that we did together! Remember all the women we did together! All of that was the work of Satan! Or it might have been the Undertaker depending on what gimmick he had at the time! Repudiate them! Repudiate the works of Satan, and then when we get Borden on contract, you can come in as enhancement talent! Or a road agent! You'll love being a road agent!"...oh, dear God, I've just made fun of a religious ceremony and a transcendant moment that Janetty claims saved his life. I have zero shame, don't I?
Marty Janetty has apparently accepted Jesus as his personal savior and was baptized over the weekend, a majestic event attended by the two most famous holy-roller Christians in wrestling, Sting and a certain ex-tag partner of Janetty's. According to Voice of Wrestling, Janetty said that he was feeling suicidal and ready to bump himself off, when out of the blue came a call from Shawn Michaels. Michaels apparently had been thinking about Jannetty since Curt Hennig's funeral last year, and had finally tracked him down. Janetty was easy prey for the Message and apparently succumbed. Now if they did the baptism as a wrestling moment, I would have definitely loved to have attended. There's Janetty, waiting at the total immersion pool, ready to be dunked, when, suddenly..."thunkthunkthunkthunk Oh, oh, SHAWN...", out saunters Michaels in a mirrored cassock, flexing and posing for the crowd as his pyro goes off. Janetty and the officiant stand there in shock as Michaels pulls out a microphone and cuts a promo about how the officiant doesn't know God or Janetty like he does, and that the only way that this baptism should take place is if it's Soul In A Cell. The shocked reverend then turns around, and finds himself face-to-face with Sting, in full Crow gear with a baseball bat. The rev takes a bat to the stomach, falling into the pool, splashing Janetty and distracting him, while Michaels runs to the pool. One Sweet Chin Music later, and Janetty's face-up in the pool with Michaels' hand on his head. Michaels is screaming, "Remember all the cocaine that we did together! Remember all the women we did together! All of that was the work of Satan! Or it might have been the Undertaker depending on what gimmick he had at the time! Repudiate them! Repudiate the works of Satan, and then when we get Borden on contract, you can come in as enhancement talent! Or a road agent! You'll love being a road agent!"...oh, dear God, I've just made fun of a religious ceremony and a transcendant moment that Janetty claims saved his life. I have zero shame, don't I?
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Date: 2004-07-05 04:55 pm (UTC)And yes, he has zero shame and a teensy bit of writing talent.