This dog loves you.

[theweaselking]

First I was sad so they gave me drugs and then I got sick so they gave me drugs and I was too happy so they gave me drugs and then I could fly so they gave me drugs and now everything is okay except when I close my eyes the walls try to eat me.

So I'll just keep them open.

Thanks, drugs!

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Damn walls!

pug

[paulie123.livejournal.com]

What a sweetie pie

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

You ever make fun of pugs again and I will rip out your liver and left eye and stitch them back into each others place.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

You're not feeling the love.

Feel the love, man!

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Terrifyingly enough, I am contemplating the kind of stitch that would best be used to accomplish that. I'm thinking maybe a whipstitch of some sort for the liver, but the eyeball's trickier...

...raise your hand if you can tell it's Friday.