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I have had another awesome thought.

Screw Cardinals, let's get DEMOCRATIC about picking old JP's replacement!

That's right, it's time for PAPAL IDOL!

Top contestants compete in blessing, prayer, child molestation, waving, and riding the Popemobile! See our official moderators - Pat Robertson, George Carlin, and Dan Savage[1] - argue over who should lead the Catholic church into the information age while putting our contestants through their paces!

Voting available on the web and via text messaging, to eliminate one cardinal a week!

[1]: Without a gay guy, how are we going to tell who looks best in the really big hat?

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Date: 2005-04-01 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thormation.livejournal.com
You realize that "Vatican Idol" scans much better, don't you?

And on a quasi-related note, how the fuck do you have time to find everything odd on the net and link to it each day? I recognize some things coming hot off of Fark.com, but still, you do this all day, every day. How/why?

RE: [1]

Date: 2005-04-01 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
Maybe we can just ask a woman?

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Date: 2005-04-01 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenten.livejournal.com
He does tech support, and has internet at work.

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Date: 2005-04-01 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
#1: Some of them I get before FARK. Some of them, I steal from FARK. It's a matter of converging principles.

#2: My Beloved Corporate Masters pay me great leaping mounds of money to sit in front of a computer, all day, every day, and fix all the myriad things that are wrong with North America. Oddly, this gives me a lot of free time and a lot of boredom.

Re: [1]

Date: 2005-04-01 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Don't be silly. Women aren't allowed positions of importance! This is CATHOLOCISM!

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