Readings from the gospel of Lemmy.
Apr. 2nd, 2005 02:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingOver in Europe at the festivals you know they give you these plastic bottles?
They piss in them so that they are heavier and throw them at the stage!
This guy got smacked in the nose with one and broke it in two places, blood running down his face and everything. He walks off the stage and the guy who threw the bottle yells Sissy!
I couldn't fucking believe it!
Grab him and go BANG(makes punching motion) How do you like that? Are you a sissy?
What the hell are you talking about, you bastard? Miserable little fuck!
They are never going to be famous for anything decent so they have to do something to appear notorious in their own peer group. Don't come on my stage or I'll fucking cripple ya!
I am not responsible once I am onstage. If you come on my stage you risk your own life.
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And I have my tickets to see them this time around, already.
They piss in them so that they are heavier and throw them at the stage!
This guy got smacked in the nose with one and broke it in two places, blood running down his face and everything. He walks off the stage and the guy who threw the bottle yells Sissy!
I couldn't fucking believe it!
Grab him and go BANG(makes punching motion) How do you like that? Are you a sissy?
What the hell are you talking about, you bastard? Miserable little fuck!
They are never going to be famous for anything decent so they have to do something to appear notorious in their own peer group. Don't come on my stage or I'll fucking cripple ya!
I am not responsible once I am onstage. If you come on my stage you risk your own life.
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And I have my tickets to see them this time around, already.