Just what *I've* always wanted.

[theweaselking]

Those interested in learning how to perform a bovine rectal simulation but are scared to death of cows can now use this simulator developed at the Glasgow Interactive Systems Group and the Faculty of Veterinary Medicine in the UK.

Comments

[zenten.livejournal.com]

If you're afraid of cows, why would this information be useful?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Because now you can learn to perform bovine rectal fisting without *needing* the cow!

[zenten.livejournal.com]

Well, you can learn it, but you still can't perform it without a cow.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

Well, you can learn it, but you still can't perform it without a cow.

Or rather, there is zero point to outside of instruction.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

I used to use these gloves at work to stay pretty dry while washing dogs. one day I made the mistake of asking why we had gloves that go up past your shoulder. They were cow rectal examination gloves.

[kjn]

So, how exactly do you perform a bovine rectal simulation?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure.

But if you want to know but are scared of cows, you can use the simulator!