Votive candles are the greatest invention to come out of the Catholic Church, ever. They're neat to look at when they're burning, last for days, and the wax melts at a low temperature and stays cool enough that you can pour it on bare skin without flinching.
(And if you've never seen a perfectly formed wax "glove", carefully peeled off your hands, well, the, you've never really played with fire, let me tell you!)
If that's what I think it is, then consider: I don't even stick my real name on this anywhere prominent, and I don't talk about my job without friendslocking it *and* using the My Beloved Corporate Masters euphemism. Pictures? I don't even do normal pictures of me doing normal things. Anything I may or may not do that could justify a "sexinfo101.com" URL? Unless you're joining in, it's Not Happening. You can have non-titillating shots of my hands, at most.
(If you are joining in, please have your STD, pregancy, and purity test results ready, and don't forget that if you puncture the sheep, you have to clean the Shopvac for a WHOLE MONTH.)
Now that I'm not at work, and having read that, yes, yes you could use these for that, easily.
> There are special candles available at adult stores that burn at a lower > temperature than regular candles
If by "special candles" you mean "votive candles" and "special stores" you mean "your local Catholic church", then yes, this is true.
So, sorry. No pictures of hot naked man-flesh with wax being poured on bits - but you could do that yourself at home, easily, if you wanted to. There are also pictures (And videos!) of this available all over the web.
(I didn't know this before seeing an exhibit of same at the American Museum of Natural History in New York, which included three altars transported wholesale from Haiti with the owners' permission for the exhibit, but apparently each of the loa have their favorite alcoholic beverages and cigarette brands.)
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Date: 2005-04-19 04:46 pm (UTC)So this is.... what? Notre Dame de Dégradation Urbaine? Our Lady of The Underpass? Our Lady of Graffiti?
*facepalm*
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Date: 2005-04-19 06:56 pm (UTC)BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best. Name. Ever.
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Date: 2005-04-19 07:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-19 06:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-19 06:50 pm (UTC)And given the, uh, size, maybe she has a fetish for moose?
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Date: 2005-04-19 06:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-19 08:39 pm (UTC)"One sip for me, and one for my homey, Jesus."
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Date: 2005-04-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(And if you've never seen a perfectly formed wax "glove", carefully peeled off your hands, well, the, you've never really played with fire, let me tell you!)
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Date: 2005-04-19 09:07 pm (UTC).
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Date: 2005-04-20 05:16 pm (UTC)Candle: $2 at "Big Bud's", which is a cross between a dollar store and a K-Mart. They sell everything, as long as it's cheap.
Burning time: about two hours to get that much melted.
Pouring time: 3 seconds, if that.
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Date: 2005-04-20 07:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-20 07:06 pm (UTC)Edited for clarity
Date: 2005-04-20 07:17 pm (UTC)If that's what I think it is, then consider: I don't even stick my real name on this anywhere prominent, and I don't talk about my job without friendslocking it *and* using the My Beloved Corporate Masters euphemism. Pictures? I don't even do normal pictures of me doing normal things. Anything I may or may not do that could justify a "sexinfo101.com" URL? Unless you're joining in, it's Not Happening. You can have non-titillating shots of my hands, at most.
(If you are joining in, please have your STD, pregancy, and purity test results ready, and don't forget that if you puncture the sheep, you have to clean the Shopvac for a WHOLE MONTH.)
Re: Edited for clarity
Date: 2005-04-21 07:57 am (UTC)Re: Edited for clarity
Date: 2005-04-21 12:11 pm (UTC)(Sure you don't want to join in? We can probably waive the shopvac thing)
Re: Edited for clarity
Date: 2005-04-21 09:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-20 10:05 pm (UTC)> There are special candles available at adult stores that burn at a lower
> temperature than regular candles
If by "special candles" you mean "votive candles" and "special stores" you mean "your local Catholic church", then yes, this is true.
So, sorry. No pictures of hot naked man-flesh with wax being poured on bits - but you could do that yourself at home, easily, if you wanted to. There are also pictures (And videos!) of this available all over the web.
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Date: 2005-04-20 01:57 am (UTC)(I didn't know this before seeing an exhibit of same at the American Museum of Natural History in New York, which included three altars transported wholesale from Haiti with the owners' permission for the exhibit, but apparently each of the loa have their favorite alcoholic beverages and cigarette brands.)
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Date: 2005-04-20 01:58 am (UTC)