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[theweaselking]

Popular with evil criminal masterminds, the whirling hypnodisk was an always effective means of dealing with uncooperative adventurers, or perky junior reporters. Now you can have the same amazing powers in the privacy of your own home or office! The rotating spiral irresistably entrances the viewer, quickly reducing them to mindlessly obedient slaves under YOUR hypnotic control.

Make the mailroom guy quack like a duck! Turn your boss into a lap dancer! Brainwash wealthy relatives!

TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Or not.