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[theweaselking]

Ron Jeremy, Flavor Flav, Italian porn star/nuclear activist Cicciolina, and a talking green duck with a guy's hand up his ass star in a reality show wherein they are farm hands.

"This is a great learning experience for Flav," grinned the Public Enemy star. "Taking a city boy and putting him on a Farm! It's interesting." Looking chilled out, he went on to describe Farmer Ryan as "The Bomb." And said he'd found his bed "comfy as hell." His first impressions of his fellow Farmhands are also favourable. "I feel we can all get along," he said.

But although Flavor is loving country life, there is one dark cloud in this otherwise rosy rural idyll - Gobby the Gander. "The duck don't like me," he sighed. "He tried to snip my nuts off,"

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[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

Flav on a rap song = golden moments.
Flav on TV = jibblies.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

I hate it when you're not joking.

I'm not sure if it disturbs me more that I know who Ron Jeremy is, or that I don't know who Flavor Flav is. In the case of a tie, the prize goes to the talking green duck.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

But do you know who Cicciolina is?

Because I recognized all of them by name, except the duck.

(Btw, if Gobby the Gander is a goose, then that behavior isn't surprising. Geese are notoriously bad-tempered and were used as watch animals in Roman times.)

[torrain.livejournal.com]

No, but I somehow have the faint impression that I'm not expected to. And if the gander isn't a goose, I suppose it's indulging in transspeciesism... <:)