Actual Newspaper Headline, tomorrow.

[theweaselking]

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Well, he was probably fucking a gay prostitute, so it's believable.

[butterfuldragon.livejournal.com]

I like probing pants, I don't see what the big deal is.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Are probing pants in any way similar to the vibrating panties theweaselking mentioned the other day?

[butterfuldragon.livejournal.com]

actually I have no clue what he mentioned the other day. Unnamed525 sent me here. Is this a journal worth reading? :)

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Of course it's a journal worth reading. And he's, like, totally sexy, too.

(She's referring to this one:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theweaselking/752257.html
)

[butterfuldragon.livejournal.com]

Oh, theweaselking! *swoon*

wow!

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

free pizza!!! awesome!

Re: wow!

[thormation.livejournal.com]

Don't be fooled. It's not *really* free. It's just half-price if you buy two.

Re: wow!

[(Anonymous)]

He's in Hawaii. The functional difference between free pizza in London and half-price pizza in London is academic.

Re: wow!

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

wow... i almost fell for it, thanks .)