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Jul. 23rd, 2004 03:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingWow. Scammers are getting pretty blatant.
http://www.growthventure.com/grdi/index.htm
By law, hedge funds are largely unregulated by U.S. security laws and are strictly prohibited from advertising. As a result, the GRDI Select, L.P. hedge fund is offered as a private investment partnership. We can only extend this offer to fewer than 100 lucky investors who meet certain important qualifications.
Yeah, qualifications like "being fucking stupid" and "being willing to give money with no details and without any kind of legal protection"
GRDI Select, L.P. is a private, unregistered investment pool that is unencumbered by disclosure and filing requirements imposed by the Securities and Exchange Commission. This massively reduces our administrative costs. In addition, the tax implications are superior for the individual investor because all monies will be safely held in off-shore tax havens. Unlike traditional investments, GRDI Select, L.P. will not track recognized indexes. GRDI Select, L.P. will seek out unconventional investment strategies, which will guarantee much higher returns.
"We do illegal things with your money, evade taxes for you, and show no processes, cause, or records. In fact, you never really gave us that money. No, of course not."
Oh, and wait, where are these guys from?
Based in the Wylshock Islands in the Indian Ocean,
"We invented our own country so that we could claim that your laws don't apply to us, and so we can't be prosecuted for scamming you."
http://www.growthventure.com/grdi/index.htm
By law, hedge funds are largely unregulated by U.S. security laws and are strictly prohibited from advertising. As a result, the GRDI Select, L.P. hedge fund is offered as a private investment partnership. We can only extend this offer to fewer than 100 lucky investors who meet certain important qualifications.
Yeah, qualifications like "being fucking stupid" and "being willing to give money with no details and without any kind of legal protection"
GRDI Select, L.P. is a private, unregistered investment pool that is unencumbered by disclosure and filing requirements imposed by the Securities and Exchange Commission. This massively reduces our administrative costs. In addition, the tax implications are superior for the individual investor because all monies will be safely held in off-shore tax havens. Unlike traditional investments, GRDI Select, L.P. will not track recognized indexes. GRDI Select, L.P. will seek out unconventional investment strategies, which will guarantee much higher returns.
"We do illegal things with your money, evade taxes for you, and show no processes, cause, or records. In fact, you never really gave us that money. No, of course not."
Oh, and wait, where are these guys from?
Based in the Wylshock Islands in the Indian Ocean,
"We invented our own country so that we could claim that your laws don't apply to us, and so we can't be prosecuted for scamming you."