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Jul. 26th, 2004 12:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingMost people have 5-10 pounds of matter stored in their Colon... According to autopsies, John Wayne had 40 lbs and Elvis had 60 lbs
The Colon Cleansing Kit(tm) made by Blessed Herbs is guaranteed to remove large portions of intestinal debris (like the photos shown on this site) in just 5 days.
Danger: Photos inside. Also rabid tree-hugger pseudoscience, but, really, it's more about the photos.
The Colon Cleansing Kit(tm) made by Blessed Herbs is guaranteed to remove large portions of intestinal debris (like the photos shown on this site) in just 5 days.
Danger: Photos inside. Also rabid tree-hugger pseudoscience, but, really, it's more about the photos.
The best part of the whole damned thing...
Date: 2004-07-26 09:33 am (UTC)I was so excited
It really was the most unusual feeling. Once that first piece came out I was so happy to fast!! When I saw what was in me, I just wanted it all out. And for the next four days, it came out five or six times a day. Of course the first thing I did was email pictures to my mom. My subject line read, "It's gross & it's mine!!"
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Date: 2004-07-26 10:42 am (UTC)It's no wonder he had "weird" effluent.
But there is some use to expanding the colon with material - it allows polyps to empty, preventing diverticulitus. So it would not be a total "waste".