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[theweaselking]

"Able to leap around with feline grace, wear revealing leather outfits without shame, and improvise cat-themed puns, she is Catwoman, even though she bears little resemblance to the Catwoman from the Batman universe. It's like naming a movie Spider-Man because it's about a guy with eight legs who shoots silk out of his ass. Of course, none of that would matter if the movie were any good, but it's not."

Everyone loves The Onion.