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Jul. 31st, 2004 08:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingI steal much from Ross Williams
With the narks watching him like a hawk day and night, Steve Austin is forced to assume a pseudonym, a nice new rug and some dodgy bins and invent a time machine for the express purpose of going back in time to 1969 and locating a wide range of women that he can freely slap about a bit. Unfortunately for Steve Austin Powers, Dr. Evince and Triple Me latch on to his plan and decide that he’s nothing without the WWE banner, so sneak back in time to ensure that they make some bank off the bitch-beating. Featuring the obligatory role for JR to shout all of the necessary catchphrases in a faux English accent.
With the narks watching him like a hawk day and night, Steve Austin is forced to assume a pseudonym, a nice new rug and some dodgy bins and invent a time machine for the express purpose of going back in time to 1969 and locating a wide range of women that he can freely slap about a bit. Unfortunately for Steve Austin Powers, Dr. Evince and Triple Me latch on to his plan and decide that he’s nothing without the WWE banner, so sneak back in time to ensure that they make some bank off the bitch-beating. Featuring the obligatory role for JR to shout all of the necessary catchphrases in a faux English accent.