Choking on a gecko is blamed.

[theweaselking]

Two-headed kitten named Gemini dies.

Not surprising, really. Gemini ends on June 20th.

(Cause of death rumoured to be Cancer, which is kind of like celestial crabs,)

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*beats the newspaper with a stick*
It wasn't a two-headed kitten. It was a two-faced kitten. It only had one head, goddamnit. Janus would have been a better name for it than Gemini.