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[theweaselking]

To All Pervy Hobbit Fanciers:

Here we have fun with photoshop.

Not work or brain safe. Does involve Legolas naked. Non-explicit.

Comments

[benarian.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

Oh GOD

Why did I look?

Why did you find this, let alone post it?!

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

You know what ...
I'm thinking exactly the same thing.
I'm just wondering where the fanart is of Arwen, Eowyn, and Galadriel having a hot lesbian threesome? Am I alone in this?
Oh, yeah, and you can find one by Image Googling "LOtR" ... there's a homoerotic picture of Legolas taking it from Elrond on the first page.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

OK, I know that there are only like five speaking female parts, including that old woman in Minas Tirith and Rosie, but still, dude. Galadriel is Arwen's grandmother. Sick.

(Well, sicker. Didn't follow the link. but can imagine the contents from this content and previous... discussions.)

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Oh, um, yeah, I didn't realize that Galadriel is Arwen's grandmother ... but ... um ... it's not like they're going to get each other pregnant, so the whole biological justification against incest just went out the window.
Oh, crap! Rosie is one hot hobbit!
Just make it Arwen, Eowyn, and Rosie.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

There's nothing too bad on the page I linked - just a shot from behind of a nude Legolas and some shirtless hobbits and Hogwarts students looking soulfully into each other's eyes and getting set to kiss.

I take no responsibility, however, if you GIS a Lord Of The Rings abbreviation with safesearch off.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. MMMMMM. Legolas.

(What, there was more underneath?)

You didn't advertise the Harry Potter slash though >_>

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

He's not completely naked. He still has his boots on.

[toku666.livejournal.com]

Pretty sweet ass, if you ask me.

The last one with Harry and Draco is hilarious. They're even "aged" to be sexier, or... something. I got nothin'.

[thormation.livejournal.com]

Uh...
Yeah...
Right...

Well done, but definately not my cuppa.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Yeah ... but, um ... no male is going to lay naked with his cock against bark.

[toku666.livejournal.com]

Elf cock is tough enough.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I'd think it'd take dwarf cock to take that kind of punishment.

[toku666.livejournal.com]

Male or female?

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I just laughed so hard I coughed.
Nice.