Because there is nothing better to do in Moose Jaw

[theweaselking]

A man who broke into a clothing store and donned a bikini before trying to escape police has been handed a 45-day jail term.

Comments

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

I misread the article at first, thought it said Ashley MacIsaac (slightly psychotic fiddle player), and was thoroughly unsurprised.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't have shocked me, either, but I would have made jokes about guys who play violins wearing women's underwear and snorting coke before meeting the Queen.