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[theweaselking]

Trained Octopus opens jars.

Also,
Judge: "You're getting real close to contempt now,"
Witness: "Well you all are getting real close to pissin' me off,"
Well done.

Also,
Seattle's pyromaniac suicide squirrel legions attack Canada.
No, really. I'm serious.

Also,
3D pure-CGI film trilogy of The Smurfs to debut in 2008.

Also,
When John McCain was accused of being a bad person for appearing in the film The Wedding Crashers (which has breasts. BREASTS I SAY! THE HORROR!), he responded that he doesn't see what the problem is, because "In Washington, I work with boobs every day,"

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[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

To stop the squirrels, we need to build a huge wall between the squirrels and the telephone lines, with checkpoints if the squirrels want to cross into different territories.