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[theweaselking]

Shop owner, Ted Larson, explained, "I hung that old bear trap next to the urinal in the men's restroom. It was kind of a joke. Lord, that thing is at least a hundred years old and the hinges are rusted solid." Larson said that he was convinced that the trap wouldn't close. "I sprayed it with WD-40 and stomped on the release, and it still wouldn't close!" said Larson.

Paramedics were unclear as to how Miller's penis actually got close enough to the bear trap or what triggered it.
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Heheh. Castration by bear trap is funny. That reminds me of an old joke....

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[missysedai.livejournal.com]

<*snicker*>

Some writer was really, really bored.