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[theweaselking]

Elderly man takes his electric wheelchair on a trip - on the Autobahn.

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Man dies in freak Haunted House elevator accident.

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Worker at a Boston maternity store fired for getting pregnant.

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British man finds white powder in phone booth, sniffs it, wakes up naked surrounded by men in rubber suits spraying him with their, uh, "hoses"

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"A Yoga teacher is hoping to earn a place in the record books by swallowing live fish and blowing them out of his nose."

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US Department of Defense defies a court order to comply with the Freedom Of Information act, citing that if the world knows the details of their rape and murder of prisoners it will make it harder to take and hold prisoners.