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[theweaselking]

Hi, I'm the firefox, otherwise known as the red panda. I hail from China, but don't let that fool you -- I'm all about a competitive marketplace... at least, when it comes to browsers, I am!

I enjoy eating grubs, Skittles and cigarette butts, when I'm not leaping from mountaintop to mountaintop or burrowing through solid rock in search of a mate! I sometimes develop enormous sentient tumors called "teratogenii", and my digestive juices can trigger room-temperature nuclear fusion!

Use Firefox, by Mozilla -- the only browser named for me --

-- or else I'll release my spores into your house and flood your basement with my copious noxious discharges!
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By a FARK user named John Clavis.

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

The only problem I have with FireFox is that it doesn't appear to have a couple of plug-ins for certain multi-media applications that Mozilla does.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Which ones?

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I've had problems with QuickTime and Windows Media files playing in the browser.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I haven't. My biggest issue has been making that piece of shit Quicktime *stop running* when I haven't told it specifically to play a media file, because it keeps trying to run itself.

Once you whack it on the nose with the newspaper a few dozen times, though, it works just fine with Firefox for me.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll boot it up and have it check for plug-in updates, or something.
I'd prefer using it to Mozilla, actually, since FireFox takes up less memory.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

Being slightly more of a humanitarian, I went for using the water bottle instead of the newspaper, because whacking my computer with a newspaper seems so violent.
It didn't work as planned.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

... And that's why you use a Mac.