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[theweaselking]

14-year-old girl dares 8-year-old boy to touch her breast. Boy charged with "an act of lewdness with a minor".

Also,
2-year-old boy found safe and sound after 4 days alone in a German forest.

Also,
Religious idiots to picket *their own campground* after renting it out to pagan group. There are some doozies of quotes in this one, from all sides.

Comments

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

That last one is comedy gold. Ha!

(Although, I feel compelled to point out that Wicca has fuck-all to do with any American Indian religion or spiritual practice. It originated in England FFS.)

Also:

"Basically, all Northern European religions' roots go back to healers and wise women," Nytewind said.

This woman was a schoolteacher? *facepalm*

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Grade school teacher. They're all fuzzy thinkers.

My favourite comes right after that.

"Some Wiccans worship goddesses, others worship gods. Some believe in entire pantheons of gods and goddesses. One entity her religion does not believe in is Satan, she said.
'If you're not a Christian, he isn't part of the pantheon,' she said. "

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

I got stuck laughing at "...The One we claim to follow..." You weren't kidding about doozies from all sides.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I love the whole "We can worship any god we want—except Satan, cause he's bad!" Ugh.