I'm just sayin'.
I warned him, it's not my fault how far this spreads.
I'm just sayin'.
I warned him, it's not my fault how far this spreads.
He can hear every grunt.
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Want to see something terrifying?
Dec. 15th, 2008 07:28 pm
This moose has captured the ship and is towing it back to its underwater lair, to use as an incubator for eggs.
Do not be fooled.
Nov. 19th, 2008 02:20 pm
"Moo! I am a cow. See? Cows say moo. I am not going to eat your bones and lay eggs in your sweetmeats. Would a cow lie to you? Moo!"
It amuses them to deceive in public, so that by night they can emerge from their trap-door lairs to murder your cars and drink their gasoline.
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Aug. 1st, 2008 06:13 pmFor certain people who complained about seeing no moose on their trip to Canada:
I give you the HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING HUGE video of choice for today.
That thing the size of a HORSE that comes out first?
That's the NEWBORN BABY.
Wait for the mother.
More here.
I give you the HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING HUGE video of choice for today.
That thing the size of a HORSE that comes out first?
That's the NEWBORN BABY.
Wait for the mother.
More here.
Seen here: the rare Canadian "Jesus Leopard", so named because it runs on water, chasing a stork with a skin condition.
From my lawn this morning.
Jun. 19th, 2008 09:37 am
Luckily, since my lawn is 2.4 km long (about 6 miles, for the Americans), I wasn't close enough to get splattered. My poor azalias, though, are a total loss. The HAZMAT team was still there when I left for work.
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Jun. 2nd, 2008 03:30 pmMark Steyn Says It's Not His Fault:
Of course, while it's not his fault that Kratman's an islamophobic white-supremacist hack, it *is* Steyn's fault that he's also a white supremacist, and that his writings on white supremacy have inspired bad fiction.
And moose engineering.
"All those stories about more MRI machines in Philadelphia than in the whole of Canada," sighed President Chelsea Clinton Obama. "Why didn't we figure out, if they're not spending the budget on MRI machines, they must be doing something else with it. To think we swallowed that hooey about the 'Toronto General' and the 'Royal Victoria' being just hospitals . . ." She was about to fire the CIA director but at that point Field Marshal Khadr of the Ontario Human Rights Commission Mounted Division entered the Oval Office on a SARS-breathing winged moose . . .Steyn discovers Kratman, is namedropped by Ringo, and is thoroughly annoyed.
Of course, while it's not his fault that Kratman's an islamophobic white-supremacist hack, it *is* Steyn's fault that he's also a white supremacist, and that his writings on white supremacy have inspired bad fiction.
And moose engineering.