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Canadian army arrives in New Orleans neighbourhoods faster than US relief efforts. This combines with the news of the Mexican army reach San Antonio with some interesting results.

The last time the Canadian army entered the USA, they sacked Washington DC and burned down the White House.

The last time the Mexican army entered the USA, they sacked the Alamo.

[livejournal.com profile] torrain: "Given that record, I suppose it's fortunate that New Orleans comes pre-destroyed."

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Florida mother of 5 arrested for parading her children (aged 5 to 15) down the street naked and waving Bibles. The woman says that God told her that she and her children should walk down the street naked.

... apparently God knows she's batshit crazy, and decided to arrange for her children to be better taken care of.

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