"I've got a moose call so good, the manufacturers include birth control pills, in case your gun jams

[theweaselking]

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[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Ah ... Canada ... land of wild roaming moose.
That cat is freaked. I would be too.

[jerril]

Weheheh. I can hear Snooch in that picture. the OMGWTF body language on the cat is great.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

That's the most scared cat I've ever seen---I'm willing to bet that he near enough teleported a moment after that picture was taken.

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who thinks it would be cool to wake up and find a moose in your front yard?

(Probably. But I've never seen a real live moose and I've always wanted to.)

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Yes. Moose are massive, ill-tempered, dangerous creatures. They've been known to crush small cars that displease them and walk away the winner of a collision at 100 kph with a minivan. They have an astonishingly high leap to get over fences, and their venom (which they can spit, accurately, to a range of about 10 meters) causes blindness if it gets in your eyes. Absent their natural predators, a single moose can lay enough eggs in a year to crowd out most native species in their niche and pose a serious danger to humans if they are not contained. (This is, incidentally, why you haven't heard any news from Lima in the last 5 years. It's not there. There are only moose.)

Moose in your front yard are bad.

[jerril]

You get a cookie if you can figure out at which point Weasel deviated from reality. :D

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

I'd go with between leap and venom.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I admit nothing. Beware the moose!