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Alaska deploys new electric anti-moose mat to stop them from pouncing the airplanes during takeoffs and landings. No, really.

Creationist Michael Behe, in addition to saying that God is dead and astrology is the same as astronomy, now says that ID advocates can see into the future.

Every time Rothschild would ask Behe about a statement, some he wrote himself, he'd say he'd have to disagree that it said what it said. I expected Rothschild to ask Behe whether he was able to read and understand the English language.

At one point during Rothschild's cross-examination, the lawyer asked the scientist whether he was co-authoring a book, a follow-up to "Of Pandas and People," with several other intelligent design mullahs. He said he wasn't. The lawyer showed him depositions and reports to the court, quoting two of the other authors as saying he was a co-author.

Behe said that he wasn't a co-author of the book but that the statements by those guys weren't false. He said one of the authors was "seeing into the future. Duh, I eat poop."