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[theweaselking]

Police "Rescue Moose" Tangled In Swing Set

Silly Americans. Moose are ASSAULT, not RESCUE. The whole concept of "Rescue Moose" is absurd. What happens if they bite the person you're trying to rescue? Do you REALLY want to carry around all that antivenin, to every call?

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[cmseward.livejournal.com]

"The only thing I was nervous about was getting bit."

Must... Resist... Python joke...