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[theweaselking]

92 year-old man in critical condition after catastrophic moose attack.

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Proving once and for all that "terrorist" is "commie" for the 21st century, San Francisco is host to loonies protesting "virtue terrorism".

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Programmable beverage containers.

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Illinois man fined for piggybacking on unsecure wireless.