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Want bigger breasts? I know I do.

New procedure allows 24-48 hour breast enlargements, wearing off naturally, with no reported side effects.

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Date: 2004-11-11 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takhisis.livejournal.com
*cracks up*

This reminds me of when my mom had to have a partial mastectomy. Originally they gave her a saline implant. She asked the doctor "So, when the tide comes in, am I just going to get perky on one side, or what?"

He wasn't amused. But the saline injections make me think of some strange Cinderella-type story about the temporary injections, and she has to get home before midnight, when the tide goes out and they deflate... ;)

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