Tales from the Hulkdesk.

Line #2: rings.

Callcentre: HELP DESK, THIS IS HULK SPEAKING.

Line #2: Uh, hi. I just rang a minute ago and got disconnected or something?

Callcentre: WE AM EXPERIENCING TECH-NIC-AL DIFF-I-CULTIES AT PRESENT TIME. HOW MAY HULK HELP PUNY HUMAN?

Line #2: Like, all my email has disappeared off the server? And I can't find it anymore?

Callcentre: HULK AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT. THANK YOU FOR CALLING.

Callcentre: disconnects.

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A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later.

Also,
In Utah, conclusively proving your innocence with DNA evidence still isn't enough to get you off Death Row.

Also,
Dogs detect cancer with 99% accuracy.

I gotta say, I'm conflicted on this one.

Champion of free expression as he is, Bush signs law prohibiting making annoying anonymous posts to the internet.

Also,
Long Island Iced Tea, apple juice, what's the difference, eh? He's 5! He can handle the liquor!

Also,
News Part 1: Squidblog has Squidhats!

News Part 2: There's a Squidblog!

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Russian parkour, uh, participant.

Also:
( Interesting picture that may not be work-safe. There is a covered but extremely, uh, outlined breast. )

Poor kitten. Born with no nose.

( The sad kitty is cut. )

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I'm there.