theweaselking | May. 4th, 2006

May. 4th, 2006

http://www.juggalofaith.com/

Finally, a version of Star Wars that I'm willing to pay money for.

Good thing, too. My copies of the originals are, frankly, falling apart.

I just hope I'm not going to be expected to shell out $40 apiece, or something equally asinine.

"Keith Richards Falls Out Of Palm Tree In Fiji" - Okay then.

Also,
Full preview of Truth, Justin, And The American Way #1.

Also,
An audio recording made on November 18, 1978, at the Peoples Temple compound in Jonestown, Guyana immediately preceding and during the mass suicide or murder of over 900 members of the cult.

Man arrested after burglars steal his safe, crack it, discover his collection of DVD movies of himself having sex with children, and call the cops.

Insert Scalia/Alito/Roberts joke here.

"A Dutch artist has made a gun out of her own skin," the Globe and Mail reported in April 2004. "Joanneke Meester allowed surgeons to hack a 20-centimetre patch from her stomach which she then used to cover a tiny three-by-six centimetre gun made of plastic. The 38-year-old said this artwork underlined her 'concern at the rising level of violence in society.' She added that she had to use her own skin 'otherwise it would lose its expressiveness. It is easy to shoot someone until you realize it is skin that is being pierced.'"