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You're going to feed me now, right?

sniff.

So, torrain has left me.



And by that, I mean she's on a tragically snake-less plane to Victoria, for a week. I'm taking care of her cats, my cat, and a dog that come in somewhere along the line, a collapsing ceiling due to flooding upstairs, and I'm sure I'll be bored senseless in the mean time. Who's up for doing stuff?

This is as bad as it sounds.

"Make sure you catch me hearing my four octave voice range whenever you have the chance. After meeting with my voice teacher for practice, it turns out that I am the only guy in the whole world who can sing four octave voice range (bass, tenor, alto, and soprano) at the same time."

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Qantas now refuses to let Dell laptops fly with the battery in, even if you're NOT using one of the recalled models.

Pure mathematical genius.

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British cops send children to porn site because they assume that the children can't spell, and are wrong.

Funny.

I've been aboard the USS Enterprise, pride of the Federation, for nearly a year. I write home periodically to tell my wife and parents about our adventures on the limitless frontiers of space, but I have to admit, I do a lot of embellishing. It's not that the Enterprise doesn't get into all sorts of adventures, it's that about 90% of the time the big diplomatic dealings and space battles involve me with a hot mop locked inside holodeck five trying to figure out what came out of that goddamn android and how to get it off of the tactile projector tiles.

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Anti-immigrant protestor slideshow - check out Slide #8, where they're cheering the Confederate flag. In others, they're making Nazi salutes.

Fred, like always, concisely points out why Confederate flags and Nazi salutes are not just racist, they're pretty much diametrically opposed to being American, being symbols of two powers that fought AGAINST the USA in war, for racist reasons, and lost.

Somehow, I doubt the "counterprotestors" can spell irony, let alone recognise it.