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Remember Peru!

Local officials in Sweden have just granted permission for the construction of a giant architectural moose, which will act as a concert hall and restaurant, entered via the moose's mouth.

LIES! This is part of the moose's plan (and their moose-appeasing filthy Swede minions, hoping to be eaten last)! They wish to TRICK you into blithely walking into the venomous fangs of a FULLY-GROWN MOOSE, where it can gnash you and pass you through all seventeen of it's hellish digestive tracts before selectively regurgitating your tasty, tasy bones so that it can eat them a second time.

I'm on to them. Stop the minions! Practice moose safety! Remember, a single moose, left unchecked, can lay enough eggs in a season to pose a serious threat to all other life in the area! You wouldn't want that to happen to YOU, would you?

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Paris, city of lights, city of romance, home to secret ninja clock repairmen! Wait, what?

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'You are in the Congo, so what are you doing? You came to the hospital and like everyone you cry. Like everyone you leave. And like everyone, we never hear from you again.'

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