A PSA.

When driving drunk, you can make yourself less likely to be pulled over by ensuring that your car is not on fire.

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Birfer smacked with fine for being a bad lawyer.

On driving, and warning signs that another driver is going to try to kill you.

Other people on the road are *dangerous*. So everyone develops early warning signs - filters they use to guess which of the other people on the road is going to do something stupid, and who they must pay extra attention to.

So, I want to know what *your* filters are for figuring out which other drivers are about to do something incredibly stupid. Note that behaviours like tailgating, swerving, racing up a lane that will end and trying to force your way in at the front, turning without signalling, etc are not on this list, because those are all behaviours that *show* dangerous stupidity, right now, not behaviours that warn you of future dangerous stupidity.

[Poll #1471612]

Guess the state!

Wendy's employee is poisoned by disgruntled co-worker, dials 911. Result? Official reprimand from employer for dialling 911 without permission, giving a "negative impression" of Wendy's because cops and an ambulance showed up.


[Poll #1471634]

Yikes.

(seriously, failblog? Making me trim the image *this much* to avoid your shitty humour-destroying "FAIL" across it? You suck, failblog.)

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Louisiana judge refuses to issue a marriage license for interracial couple, on the grounds that he thinks interracial marriage is BAD FOR THE CHILDRUUUUUN.

Dumbassery, defined:

Washington Post writers announce own illiteracy, can't tell "King, Prince or foreign State" apart from "committee made up of foreigners"

Also: When a similar issue was addressed before?



He kept the dog.