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"Pipe Bomb Dildo" - not cool! Not cool!

Fox News: "We don't know about the moon."

"I'll tell you why [religion's] not a scam, in my opinion: tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. See, the water, the tide comes in and it goes out, Mr. Silverman. It always comes in, and always goes out. You can't explain that. Duh, I eat poop." -Bill O'Reilly.

Related: Magnets, how do those work?

NEERRRRRRRRRRDS.

"NEERRRRRRRRRRDS", by skwidly. Ask your pharmacist.

"Criminal Minds" in a nutshell:

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, and you were likely abused as a child. Your six-fingered hand causes you to be self-conscious, stutter, and collect midget pornography. When confronted with my father's sword you will probably attempt to shoot the hostage, then yourself. Prepare to die."

No, really.

Historically pro-Nazi group, currently led by member of Hitler Youth, argues that it can't condone gay kids because they are "like Nazis"

No, really. They don't see this at all as hypocritical, let alone stupid.

Ah, yes.

Andrew Wakefield has killed more people than Peter Kürten, and yet he's still not charged with a single murder.

Hint: Anyone who thinks vaccines *might* cause autism also must, for the same reasoning, think vaccines *might* also cause antigravity and kilopachydermikinesis.