Jul. 22nd, 2011

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[livejournal.com profile] supergee with quote of the day: "Someone could write a vicious parody of the Roman Catholic Church’s preference for fetuses over women in which the Church distrusted research into curing breast cancer because they might eventually decide to use defenseless baby stem cells. Or it could actually happen."
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Replacement laptop #*2*, incoming! And it only took another 10 transfers, an hour and a half on the phone, and two warranty-information related fuckups!

Remember all those times I've said Dell has the best support in the business? Even at this point, they *still* do, and that's a fucking terrifying thing to be able to say.

(The problem: Original laptop was defective. Replacement laptop works fine but is missing the Bluetooth module, which is not field-addable.)
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In Russia, a law has been passed declaring beer to be alcoholic.

Previously, anything with less than 10% alcohol was "food".
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Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I..."
Police officer: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "I am carrying ..."
Police officer: "NOBODY IS TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer! Here is my permit for..."
Police officer: "SAY ONE MORE WORD AND YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
Traffic stop-ee: "..."
[Police officer searches car, comes to driver]
Police officer: "GET OUT OF THE CAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARD YOU KEEP WAVING AT ME?"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I am carrying a concealed weapon. This is my permit."
Police officer: "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IMMEDIATELY! I SHOULD EXECUTE YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW"

On video, of course.


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