Jul. 22nd, 2011
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Dell is driving me to drink.
Jul. 22nd, 2011 12:23 pmReplacement laptop #*2*, incoming! And it only took another 10 transfers, an hour and a half on the phone, and two warranty-information related fuckups!
Remember all those times I've said Dell has the best support in the business? Even at this point, they *still* do, and that's a fucking terrifying thing to be able to say.
(The problem: Original laptop was defective. Replacement laptop works fine but is missing the Bluetooth module, which is not field-addable.)
Remember all those times I've said Dell has the best support in the business? Even at this point, they *still* do, and that's a fucking terrifying thing to be able to say.
(The problem: Original laptop was defective. Replacement laptop works fine but is missing the Bluetooth module, which is not field-addable.)
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Jul. 22nd, 2011 12:49 pmIn Russia, a law has been passed declaring beer to be alcoholic.
Previously, anything with less than 10% alcohol was "food".
Previously, anything with less than 10% alcohol was "food".
Guess The State!
Jul. 22nd, 2011 04:06 pmTraffic stop-ee: "Officer, I..."
Police officer: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "I am carrying ..."
Police officer: "NOBODY IS TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer! Here is my permit for..."
Police officer: "SAY ONE MORE WORD AND YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
Traffic stop-ee: "..."
[Police officer searches car, comes to driver]
Police officer: "GET OUT OF THE CAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARD YOU KEEP WAVING AT ME?"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I am carrying a concealed weapon. This is my permit."
Police officer: "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IMMEDIATELY! I SHOULD EXECUTE YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW"
On video, of course.
[Poll #1763936]
Police officer: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "I am carrying ..."
Police officer: "NOBODY IS TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer! Here is my permit for..."
Police officer: "SAY ONE MORE WORD AND YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
Traffic stop-ee: "..."
[Police officer searches car, comes to driver]
Police officer: "GET OUT OF THE CAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARD YOU KEEP WAVING AT ME?"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I am carrying a concealed weapon. This is my permit."
Police officer: "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IMMEDIATELY! I SHOULD EXECUTE YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW"
On video, of course.
[Poll #1763936]