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Larry Klayman's "millions of white patriots will march on Washington to remove the godless Muslim from power" movement attracts, predictably, a couple of hundred proudly racist old white people

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Much like Batkid, Hawaii has found its own superhero. Except that instead of protecting the powerless from harm, he roams the streets with a sledgehammer and looks for homeless people in order to literally smash their possessions.

Remarkably, this vigilante isn’t just some random Hawaii resident, but five-term State Rep. Tom Brower (D-Idiot).

Translating fake psuedolanguages to other fake pseudolanguages!

"I have translated,“From the space which is not space, into any time when the Words are spoken, can the holder of the Knowledge summon.” to the Latin, "Ab illis ex area, quae non est spatium, in aliquo tempore dicta, scientia tenentem vocare potest."

I have translated "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming to the Sindarin, "Mîn tîn nost na R'lyeh fern Cthulhu dartha oltha."

And I've translated

“The Old Ones were, the old ones are, and the Old Ones shall be." to the Parseltongue "Kisaw, kisaw saytchihai kosechytschya kisaw kisaw do laso fay kisaw kisaw saytchiahai lyphoyws dayeys."

If you spot any grammatical or translation errors in the above, please let me know. I can even add you to the credits as "Sindarin/Latin/Parseltongue Translator" if you like. "

From the makers of Dark Dungeons: The Movie.