A novel variant on "man bites dog"

Exploding your dog: It's the Christian thing to do. Because his ex-girlfriend put the devil in the dog, and it needed to die before the Rapture.

This happened last August. In January, he got 1 year in jail.

Notice how because his imagination is overactive, but unoriginal, nobody talks about treating him for his delusions?

Texts From Superheroes kills it.

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Starbucks to provide free university education to employees, no strings attached. If you work for Starbucks more than 20 hours a week, and have the grades, they'll pay your tuition for online classes at Arizona State.

Guess The State!

TSA agent doesn't believe Washington DC is in the USA, demands that DC passenger produce a passport.

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What happens if you make the mistake of trying to vote while black, in Georgia.