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[theweaselking]

Homeless man asks police if he can spend the night in jail. They refuse. He robs a store and surrenders himself. They say he can stay.

Woman on her deathbed confesses to murdering husband and stuffing his body in the freezer. Police check the freezer, and she's telling the truth. He's been there for 14 years.

Comments

[jl-williams.livejournal.com]

I wonder what made her confess now, after so much time? Freezerburn?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

A guilty conscience? A desire to not have her kids discover it when going through her stuff?

I can just see that. "Okay, we've got the old curtains, the antique dinner table, and who wants the freezer with OH MY FUCKING CHRIST IT'S DAD!"

[jl-williams.livejournal.com]

I suppose that would suck, a little.

My father in law said once: "When I'm murdered, I'd really like to be stuffed and turned into a lamp."

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to be cooked and served as hor d'ouvres at my own funeral.

And have the guests told this, afterward.

I'm told this is bizarre.

[jl-williams.livejournal.com]

I suppose. Though a much more appetizing thought is my own preference: to be laminated and fitted with wires through my bones, so that I'm basically a big posable Gumby doll. With more hair.

Heh.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the first laugh I've had all day.