A slice of life.

[theweaselking]

Kitty: Monkey, what are you eating?

Me: It's curry. Very hot curry. You don't want my curry.

Kitty: Monkey, give me this "curry".

Me: No, Kitty, you can't have my curry. It is hot and your head will explode.

Kitty: But I WANT my head to explode! Monkey! Monkey! Why are you lifting me, Monkey? Hey! Put me down!

Me: Stay off the table, Kitty.

(a minute later, I turn my back for 5 seconds. There is a wet sticky head-exploding sound.)

Kitty: I hate you, Monkey.

She's no longer speaking to me.

Comments

[dolston.livejournal.com]

Kitty should have talked to Mackie about curry.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

charming ...

[torrain.livejournal.com]

His cat is cute when she's angry.

(That's from when we first introduced her to *my* cats.)

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

Well judging from your avatar, it seems like the two of them have at least "something" in common.

*looks innocent*

[torrain.livejournal.com]

She was actually yawning disdainfully at me when I took that picture. Swear to god. She's a delicate flower of feline grace and tact--

--right, can't stop snickering, off to bed. :)

[madcatwoman.livejournal.com]

Mine will now cheerfully accept poppadums as a suitable substitute for cat-go-splodey curry... You may not want to go near the litter tray for the next few days...

[pyroofone.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

I've learned never to put my food down unattended. Mostly because the first thing that goes into the food is not the face, but the paw. The face I could deal with okay (curry punishment notwithstanding), since it has had much less contact with the contents of the kitty litter than the paw has.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

This is my kitty. She sneaks up on the plate nose-first.

But that's not the point.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

My kitties prefer to test it out with a paw before sticking their face in there. I think that it's to figure out the temperature prior to either eating, or else attempting to use it as a cat toy.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Mine learned early on that I won't share anything she reaches for with her paw. Things I will share, she has to sniff for all her diagnosis and then lick.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Poor kitty!

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

You let your cat call you Monkey?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's the closest translation "mrowr" has.

In fact, it's the closest translation of *all* the words cats use to describe humans.

(PS: Sent you snailmail thing. Has it arrived?)

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

It did indeed, the Monsters put it on my desk today, telling me that it had fallen behind the console table. I've no idea when it got here, as they bring the mail in while I'm at work.

It sure is pretty!

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, yellow curry saved Dr. Jeckyll, one of my rats when even the vet thought he was going to die. When all antibiotics failed, somehow the spices did something. Until the day he died of old age, it remained his favourite dish.

I haven't tried it with the Wendigo though.

[neko-san.livejournal.com]

reminds me of the cat I had in college:

cat: can, can, food in can! i want food in can!
*show the cat mandarin oranges*
cat: oh, that's not food.
*very very short pause*
cat: can, can, food in can! i want food in can!
...
repeat until can is empty and has been thrown away.

*sigh* not the brightest beast.