Real stupid has degraded to the point where it's really impossible to tell from artificial stupid

[theweaselking]

"Heliocentrism is an atheist doctrine!"

I honestly can't tell if these guys are serious Brownback supporters, or if they're mocking Brownback. If this post were alone, I'd say mocking, but check out the rest of the site.

Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

I think it's real.

Pardon me while I vomit.

"...and your innate faith in human nature evaporates like the morning dew!"

[aberrantangels]

I did not think it was physically possible for anyone to say the contents of the post with a straight face. I am in literal fear of what might be waiting in the comments. It's either the ultimate demonstration of Poe's law ("Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to make a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing") or the final and clinching proof that their reality has indeed lapped our satire.

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

Fake.

[drjon.livejournal.com]

Teh stoopid, it BURNZZZ!!!

Real. Sadly.

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Feels like a consistent mockery to me.

*sniff* *sniff*

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

Smells like satire.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

My vote for satire. Well, well done satire. Ranks right up there with the Onion's intelligent falling, but with less funny.

My clue: the biblical quotation can be found easily, but finding just the right mix of Lyell, Brahe.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

On second thought, I'm halfway through the comments.

This lunacy takes dedication.

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

That was entertaining.