Fun with Cretin Science

[theweaselking]

Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student who won first place in the Life Science/Biology category for his project “Creation Wins!!!,” says he disproved part of the theory of evolution. Using a rolled-up paper towel suspended between two glasses of water with Epsom Salts, the paper towel formed stalactites. He states that the theory that they take millions of years to develop is incorrect.

“Scientists say it takes millions of years to form stalactites,” Benson said. “However, in only a couple of hours, I have formed stalactites just by using paper towel and Epsom Salts. Duh, I eat poop!”
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Ooookay, can we count how many ways he's fundamentally wrong, here?

#1: "evolution" of ROCKS?
#2: "biology" of ROCKS?
#3: When was the last time you saw a stalactite made out of epsom salts?
#4: Poop tastes bad, and eating poop is bad for you.

Comments

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

GOOD! In the fullness of time, he shall come to realize how much of his ass (metaphoric-wise) he hath shewn.

[itlandm.livejournal.com]

But he's a brainwashed 8th-grader. People shouldn't publish the asses of brainwashed eight-graders on the Net.

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

Even an 8th grader should know better... 'cept his brain's been crippled via socialogical slash & burn surgery...

They're hurting children, damnitte...