Oh the pain.

[theweaselking]

One of the hazards of being married to a horror geek is that sometimes I have to watch movies. Bad movies.

Like "Evil Breed: The Legend Of Samhain".

It is quite possibly the most horrible movie ever. Not in the sense of being a bad movie, exactly, but in the sense that in a film with Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Taylor Hayes, and Ginger Lynn Allen[1] as the first-billed actors, the first full-frontal nudity comes from Richard Fucking Grieco.

And the opening credits have just now begun.

[1]: No, really, despite that cast, it's a horror movie, not porn. Or so I am assured by the rating and the plot description. And the presence of a naked Richard Grieco.

Comments

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. It's not full-frontal nudity if it's not a full body, and he was only a torso.

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw that recently. SO unbelievably bad.

[divinevirus.livejournal.com]

I also saw that movie. It was rather horrible. I mean it honestly pushed the limits of how far a bad movie can go. If I recall the reason I watched it was because the synopsis mentioned the Sawny Baen clan (Is that how it is spelled? Or pronounced?) Anyways, who were an actual group of canibalistic robbers who I had heard mentioned in a Neil Gaiman short story (book?) that same week. But I would recogmend it to know one.