Really? I don't get it and French is my first language. I can get that "quai" ressembles "queue" which is a slang word for cock ... but quai is the structure, not the things that the boads hook on to. Bollard and mooring post, in my book is a "poteau d'amarrage". Unless maybe I grew up in the wrong part of Quebec?
I don't get it. Was there supposed to be something funny? Were you searching for lube and this is what came up? I feel like I missed some other part of a conversation.
I guess I can sorta get the second one, except it looks more like an ad for diet coke. But the first one I don't get. I guess either I'm too perverted, or not perverted enough. Bah. Or maybe I just have a crappy sense of humor that only responds to family guy-esque jokes.
Okay, although at this point the jokes are in danger of being lost from too much explanation anyhow... I hate to see someone not getting a perverted joke, so I'll try. ;)
Both ads are for... ah... personal lubricants. You know. *nudge nudge*... showing how EASY it makes it to get big things in.. small spaces. Ya know?
In the first one, the woman is sitting right where one of those mooring posts should be - and you're supposed to imagine that, y'know, they didn't REMOVE it just for her. Ya know?
In the second, it's not as openly sexual, it's just showing that gee, somehow they got that BIG can in that small space. Hrm, wow. Wonder what that could possibly be compared to...
I read the other person's explanation first, but, haha, thank you. I didn't realize that another post should be where she was... I thought it was just an open spot. I mean, it's symmetrical. If it wasn't so symmetrical, I might have seen that myself. Ah well. I just didn't understand what the pics had to do with lube. But now I get it.
There used to be an ad on TV with a girl calling her dog. The dog jumps through it's doggy door, followed by a larger dog who couldn't fit. The ad is for tampons, and I've not met a man who understands the ad yet.
These two ads? I keep thinking "industrial strength".
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Date: 2007-08-02 01:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-02 03:09 pm (UTC)Oh my *brain*...
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Date: 2007-08-05 09:06 am (UTC)that's just wrong.
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Date: 2007-08-02 03:20 pm (UTC)The second one: Compare the size of the can to the width of the neck of the bottle.
The first one: Consider the pattern of the bollards. And where she's sitting. And that this is an ad for lube.
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Date: 2007-08-02 04:23 pm (UTC)Both ads are for... ah... personal lubricants. You know. *nudge nudge*... showing how EASY it makes it to get big things in.. small spaces. Ya know?
In the first one, the woman is sitting right where one of those mooring posts should be - and you're supposed to imagine that, y'know, they didn't REMOVE it just for her. Ya know?
In the second, it's not as openly sexual, it's just showing that gee, somehow they got that BIG can in that small space. Hrm, wow. Wonder what that could possibly be compared to...
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Date: 2007-08-02 05:50 pm (UTC)One word:
Date: 2007-08-02 04:33 pm (UTC)I don't care HOW much lubricant you use, my immediate association with something that size is giving birth. Not the intended message, I suspect.
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Date: 2007-08-02 05:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-03 04:20 am (UTC)These two ads? I keep thinking "industrial strength".