Moose are massive, ill-tempered, dangerous creatures. They've been known to crush small cars that displease them and walk away the winner of a collision at 100 kph with a minivan. They have an astonishingly high leap to get over fences, and their venom (which they can spit, accurately, to a range of about 10 meters) causes blindness if it gets in your eyes. Absent their natural predators, a single moose can lay enough eggs in a year to crowd out most native species in their niche and pose a serious danger to humans if they are not contained. (This is, incidentally, why you haven't heard any news from Lima in the last 5 years. It's not there. There are only moose.)
so out of curiosity I did a google search for "moose albumen", you'll be pleased to note that, at least for me, your lj is the first entry that shows up.
Guns don't kill people. Moose kill people. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals moose allow to live. Moose do not sleep. They wait. Moose have two speeds: walk, and kill. The leading causes of death in Soviet Canuckistani are 1) Frostbite and 2) Moose.
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Date: 2007-11-28 05:10 pm (UTC)Moose Facts
Date: 2007-11-28 05:57 pm (UTC)There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals moose allow to live.
Moose do not sleep. They wait.
Moose have two speeds: walk, and kill.
The leading causes of death in Soviet Canuckistani are 1) Frostbite and 2) Moose.
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:01 pm (UTC)Personally, this conversation took a right turn at "hilarious" and is smack dab in the middle of "awesome".
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Date: 2007-11-28 09:12 pm (UTC)Link me to the post, once it's up.
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