Moose are massive, ill-tempered, dangerous creatures. They've been known to crush small cars that displease them and walk away the winner of a collision at 100 kph with a minivan. They have an astonishingly high leap to get over fences, and their venom (which they can spit, accurately, to a range of about 10 meters) causes blindness if it gets in your eyes. Absent their natural predators, a single moose can lay enough eggs in a year to crowd out most native species in their niche and pose a serious danger to humans if they are not contained. (This is, incidentally, why you haven't heard any news from Lima in the last 5 years. It's not there. There are only moose.)
Guns don't kill people. Moose kill people. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals moose allow to live. Moose do not sleep. They wait. Moose have two speeds: walk, and kill. The leading causes of death in Soviet Canuckistani are 1) Frostbite and 2) Moose.
so out of curiosity I did a google search for "moose albumen", you'll be pleased to note that, at least for me, your lj is the first entry that shows up.
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Date: 2007-11-28 04:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-28 04:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-28 05:10 pm (UTC)Moose Facts
Date: 2007-11-28 05:57 pm (UTC)There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals moose allow to live.
Moose do not sleep. They wait.
Moose have two speeds: walk, and kill.
The leading causes of death in Soviet Canuckistani are 1) Frostbite and 2) Moose.
Re: Moose Facts
Date: 2007-11-28 06:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-28 06:01 pm (UTC)Personally, this conversation took a right turn at "hilarious" and is smack dab in the middle of "awesome".
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Date: 2007-11-28 04:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-11-28 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-28 09:12 pm (UTC)Link me to the post, once it's up.
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Date: 2007-11-28 09:22 pm (UTC)