Snopes got it wrong.

[theweaselking]

This is NOT a picture of a moose fucking a statue of a bison.

This is a picture of a moose fucking a real, live bison. It's just that contact with moose semen, like the touch of a cockatrice, turns you to stone.

But you can still think, and still feel everything.

The moose prefer it that way.

Comments

[publius1.livejournal.com]

That just can't be pleasant for the statue. The lodge behind it, though, is glorious, and I wants it, I does.

[harald387.livejournal.com]

(2:27:27 PM) Nat: -_-
(2:27:43 PM) Kevin: Moose are dangerous. *nodnod*
(2:27:47 PM) Kevin: I am mighty hunter of moose.
(2:28:05 PM) Nat: You aren't.
(2:28:11 PM) Kevin: Am too.
(2:28:19 PM) Kevin: I have all the moose-hunting paraphernalia.
(2:28:23 PM) Kevin: Garlic.
(2:28:25 PM) Kevin: Rice cakes.
(2:28:28 PM) Kevin: Wooden snakes.
(2:28:53 PM) Nat: You are not.
(2:30:12 PM) Kevin: I am so.
(2:31:26 PM) Nat: Are not.
(2:31:38 PM) Kevin: Am too. I have hunted many moose and saved many villages.
(2:32:17 PM) Kevin: In times past, a moose hunter was rewarded with the prettiest virgin of the village. These days, there is no reward. But I hunt moose anyway.
(2:33:38 PM) Nat: Liar. You don't hunt moose. You wear no moose-hunter helmet nor do you know the secret moose-hunter handshake.
(2:34:44 PM) Kevin: The true hunter of moose needs no helmet. And everyone knows that a moose hunter offers up his right hand to Chittibangbang, patron saint of moose hunters, in exchange for protection.
(2:35:35 PM) Nat: You are a foul impersonator.
(2:35:49 PM) Kevin: Your face is a foul impersonator.
(2:35:34 PM) Michelle: WTF are you people ON.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I'm with Michelle.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really.

Garlic doesn't stop moose. It just annoys them, and means either that they'll let you live or they'll kill you *really slowly*.

[unclebebby.livejournal.com]

wait a second, I saw the images of the moose screwing in another angle, does this mean that moose fucking ex-real-bison-turned-into-statue is in fact, a crises situation?

elephants getting drunk and moose fucking bisons, jesus, what's next?

[le-trombone.livejournal.com]

Your continued abuse of the noble moose has been noted.

If you maintain this level of slander, we will be sending our representatives, Boris and Natasha, to personally submit a cease-and-desist order.

You have been warned.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

we will be sending our representatives, Boris and Natasha, to personally submit a cease-and-desist order.

As soon as ve ketch skvirrel.