A Slice Of Life

[theweaselking]

Me: You know, my brother's just had a son.

torrain: And?

Me: well, that implies that they used it.

torrain: ... [gape-mouthed-stare]

Me: What?

Comments

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

You bribed her into marriage didn't you. I mean this isn't like with takhisis and flemco where she lost a horrible bet right?

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

One of these days, she's gonna bitchslap you half-way across the Province.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed anyone can every use those for cooking. The mental images alone should prevent it

[bitterfun.livejournal.com]

You do know you don't have to lube the baster up before inserting it in the turkey, right?

Depending on the freshness of the turkey, its own juices should suffice for the purposes of insertion.

Brilliant

[spurious-logic.livejournal.com]

You unbelievable bastard. I salute you !