Note to myself.

[theweaselking]

When confronted with "I went to prison, and it was there that I found the Lord Jesus" the correct response is not "Really? What was he in for?"

For the record.

Comments

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

That is ABSOLUTELY the correct response. Just not, you know, out loud.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

Cancel Easter - that former prison inmate found the body.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Serving a life sentence when you're immortal has to suck...

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

I took his gun and put a divot in his neck,
The sheriff didn't like it, I got indicted.
Eighty-seven long years in the state pen,
Until they finally forgot why they put me in.

They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin',
On they way out they like,
"Yo ain't you like a hundred and somethin'?"
I said, "That's right,
And I ain't gonna die till I get my shit, mothafucka'!"

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

Nice.

[snakey.livejournal.com]

A friend once said she found God in Yorkminster. I asked if he was under a pew or in lost property or what.

Fortunately she saw the funny side.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

I completely agree. It's pretty sick that even in Canada that "finding Jesus" or otherwise starting a more religious life will get you out of jail sooner. Who wouldn't BS their way out of jail like that if they could?

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the correct response to me.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

This response wins on so many levels!

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

If I have to "find" Jesus, does that mean he was missing?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

He was behind the couch the whole time!

Ollie, Ollie, Christ in free!

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Worst game of hide-and-seek ever.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Yeah, trying to hide with that cross has got to suck.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

If confronted with anyone who prefaces a sentence with "I went to prison," I doubt I would spend much time listening to the rest of the sentence. Still, good comeback.

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

A Jehovah's witness came to my door this morning and invited me to a three-day seminar on the end of the world, in Cornwall. I asked her if they will be providing beer.