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[theweaselking]

dcharlton: Holy crap! I just realized that my D&D character is now the bad-boy out of every vampire romance!

Me: If you ever describe yourself as "sparkling", you're dead.

dcharlton: Hmmm... you've got a valid argument.

Comments

[athelind.livejournal.com]

UNdead.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

really, coming to that realization is just more reason to play it up. I'd take the glitterdust spell so I could be *legitimately* sparkly whenever I wanted to.

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

Sounds like parody/snark win...

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Stoneskin off a scroll or wand.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

We have run entire Vampire chronicles where the party's goal is to hunt down Stephenie Meyer all the while screaming "we're not bloody sparkling!"